what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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