my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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