I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
i dont even know how to be here
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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