ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
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he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
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Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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