i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
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I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
You took a bar mat shot.
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??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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