Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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