I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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