so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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