Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
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I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
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Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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