how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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