god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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