Taylor Swift is so right about you.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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