alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
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Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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