my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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