I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
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I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
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After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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