I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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