I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
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i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
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nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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