No awkward lesbian experiences without me
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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