i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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