She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
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Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
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Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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