remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
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I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
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Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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