Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Randomize
