Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
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I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
What a dumb baby whore.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
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Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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