did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
