Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
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Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
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And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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