you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
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The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
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Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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