just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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