Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
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he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
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Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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