My hand turned me down
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
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I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
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Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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