They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
do herpes really smell.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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