i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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