I am in a vortex of obligation.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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