I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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