we're blogging at a bar
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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