dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Randomize