you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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