I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
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See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I have peed in a lot of sinks
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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