Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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