I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
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He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
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I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men