I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
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