Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
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This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
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i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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