Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
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Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
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I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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