Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Randomize
