also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
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