This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
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I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
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I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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