stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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