oh god the rape fog is back!
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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