**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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