im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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