my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
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i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
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So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
And then he peed in my hair
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