she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
We smell like vodka and hangover
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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