oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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