talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I want to walk on stilts...naked
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
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Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
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after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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