If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
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