it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
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You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
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You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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