that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
ttyl tear gas
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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