okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
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In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
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future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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